Rednecks

What is Rednecks?


1.

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS

AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)

A Redneck:

-May or may not attend a KKK meeting

-Shoots trespassers on sight

-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do

-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters

-Loves NASCAR

-Lynchs black people

-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK

-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas

-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks

-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"

-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife

-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint

That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.

Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?

NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?

I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"

Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"

NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"

Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"

NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"

Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"

See Ryan

2.

n. (Rhed-nek-cs)

A person who defies the common English language with slang that makes 'ghetto black men and women' sound like something Harvard would crap out. An obsession with NASCAR and deer hunting, some southern people think it's "cool" to be a redneck, so they wear Dixie Outfitter and other bizarrely imbecillic things. The favorite combination is the dixie flag shirt and belt buckle, leather boots, jeans, and a flannel shirt or a cowboy hat.

I live with these wannabes. Their IQ rivals the numerical scale on such a large factor, California's earthquakes pray at night they can be as big. It's become a challenge to the english language to fathom their conversation techniques. They consist of three subjects:

1) Things that rhyme with beer

2) Cars without AC or radio

3) Blacks, mexicans, and educated peoples.

While they do defy all human logic on a galactic scale (Which they might think of as a fancy breakfast cereal), they deserve pity.

"Yous an idgit, you durn wetback!"

Myself: "I'm clearly white. Also, my accent cues my british decent"

"Deer! Beer! Fear!... Treer"

Myself: "You just rhymed Fear with Tree"

"Yous and yer fancy 'edjukayshin'"

Myself: "I'm sorry, that last sentance destroyed the remnants of my brain cells. Could you have someone translate from dumbass to understandable, for you sir are clearly fitted under the category of rednecks"

See hick, moron, racist

3.

1. A group of people that are generally from the south, though can be found throughout the US (upstate New York has an incredible amount of rednecks) That are generally uncivilized**, uneducated**, rascist**, enjoys the outdoor* sports (ie. hunting or fishing), enjoys country music*, knows how to work on a farm*, can fix their own vehicles*, laid back*, and knows how to make moonshine*

**. Tends to be those who live in the backwoods, and does not necessarily apply to all rednecks

*. applys to most rednecks, and almost all country boys

(Country Boy) Wooee brother, thems some real rascist rednecks over in Carter.

(Redneck) Amen man, them there rednecks real rascist, shoot ya even if ya white.

See country, country music, moonshine, hunting, fishing

4.

Southern/Southwestern person who is racist,loves to hunt, and are stupid

The rednecks Henry Nixon,Daniel McCarty, and Charles Stuckey couldnt stop talking about how they couldnt wait till football season so they could "popp" those nigers across the line and then a girl walked by and Henry said nice tits and hed never seen her in his life. They all want trucks and love to hunt they were jeans, boots, button downs, and a hunting jacket everyday.

See redneck, henry, daniel, charles, popp, boots, nigger, country

5.

The people living in Fowlerville, MI.

Wow, people who live in Fowlerville are such rednecks.

See rednecks, hillbillies, jerks, dicks, awesome

6.

Rednecks are racist ugly weak bastards that swim in their own shit hoping that a black or any other ethnicity can trespass in their property, If i were you if a redneck says something to you shove a Daiper in their mouth.

Prince Sade: Hmmmmmm.....

Redneck: Get off mi property bii-octh

Prince Sade: What you say

Redneck: I said get off my property fool

Prince Sade: Here take this here's a 40 year old molded Daiper that you can suck for the rest of your LIFE!!!!!!!!!...ya Dam Rednecks

See rednecks, haters, killers, kkk

7.

conotation with a class or group of people who are prejudiced or racist either secretly or overtly. Mainly rednecks come from the south but they are everywhere nowadays.

For example: They are all rednecks in that part of town, that is why minorities don't live there.

See derogatory, offensive, prejudice, ignorant, enyce


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