Redondo Beach

What is Redondo Beach?


1.

Hottest town alive. Beaches, bitches, and me. What else is necessary? Oh yeah, nothing.

Someone from Torrance/Manhattan Beach: "Dude I went down to Redondo Beach the other day. I wish I was BAMFenough to live there."

Someone else: "I heard Jesus was born there."

Another guy: "I heard chocolate chip pancakes were created there."

Someone else: "Dude, I heard that too."

See redondo, beach, jesus, bamf

2.

A small beach city in Southern California. EVERYONE HERE LOOKS THE SAME!

Short, white skater boy one: Hey Andrew!

Short, white skater boy two: Hey Josh!

One: I'm not Josh.

Two: I'm not Andrew.

One: I guess they're right when they say everyone looks the same in Redondo Beach!

See redondo, beach, california, same, city


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