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When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
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Poking someone in the belly button.
"Ouch, you button-holed me. That shit hurts!"
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Burned out on seminars when starting a job
Dude 1: Dude, how is your first week of work going?
Dude 2: Dude, this company blows goats..