Red-turbaned Monkey

What is Red-turbaned Monkey?

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

See hard-on, erection, swollen, throbbing, monkey

Skippies

1. Cheap, generic shoes. Frequently sold at K-Mart, Payless, etc. My Nike Shox are totally busted, so I bought some skippies until I can s..

Vach

1. Combination of vagina and crotch - used to describe someone being elusive and difficult. Of obscure Midwest origins. Why won't tha..

Qusnarf

1. When a female queefs in a bath or hot tub, then ingests the bubble expelled from her vagina. My Girlfriend queefed in the bath, then at..

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