Red-turbaned Monkey

What is Red-turbaned Monkey?

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

See hard-on, erection, swollen, throbbing, monkey

Intoxicourse

1. Having sexual intercoursewhilst piss-drunk. Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night?? See Da M..

Rings Around Neptune

1. (N.) Something really cool and kooky! Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune...

Zaboomaphilia

1. Sub-diagnosis of Zoophilia: The specific sexual attraction to lemurs. Zaboomaphilia came to the attention of the psychiatric community ..

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