Red-turbaned Monkey

What is Red-turbaned Monkey?

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

See hard-on, erection, swollen, throbbing, monkey

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Neoconcensus

1. the number of rightwing assholes it took to wreck US credi(t)bility. the neoconcensus includes everyone who believes the gummint 911 co..

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