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A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with ..
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The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for..
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piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.
Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire b..
