Redwood City

What is Redwood City?


1.

A beautiful, diverse city in the San Francisco Bay Area. Located exactly half way between San Francisco and San Jose, the Bay and the Ocean, 280 and 101.

Redwood City's motto is "Climate Best by Government Test"

2.

Red-Town(redwood city)

Hardcore gangatas are in redwood

See Alex

3.

The shittiest, most boring town in the bay area even though we do have the best weather. Also known as deadwood.

Man #1: Did you hear about that mass suicide the other day.

Man #2: Yeah, they were all from Redwood City. I'd kill myself too if I lived there.

See redwood, deadwood, mass suicide


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