Reed Fail

What is Reed Fail?

when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.

Amanda: *walking around* hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)

Melissa: what was that?

Amanda: i just split my new reed...

Melissa: REED FAIL!

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