What is Reed Tucker?
1.
Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"
Random Words:
1.
Must be stopped at all cost.
Damn sick asshole kiddie fiddlers.
2.
Democrats who support NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Associat..
1.
The act of not quite knowing what is going on; used to express extreme cases of doubt or confusion. Also used as a response to someone ..
1.
when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wou..
