What is Reed Tucker?
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Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"
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2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!..
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verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"
noun: A big leaping kick m..
