Reeg

What is Reeg?


1.

Male aged 18-35 who possesses some or all of these characteristics:

* trendy toni & guy haircut which is basically just a mullet

* diesel jeans and a pink t-shirt, often with a "witty" slogan, which will usualy refer to what a " cocksmith" they are or the immense size of their junk.

* wears a scarf with a t-shirt but no jumper or coat all year round.

* speaks in a london accent (no matter where they come from)

* loves football, but not chavenough to be a hooligan

* loves to go out to clubs and get "lairy" or "paraletic"

* always touching up and macking on "birds" in clubs in an attempt to "get a shag"

* is a big fan of mainstream indie and will group with other reegs to yell "toon! toon!" as soon as they hear the intro to 'mr brightside'

* once pissed, will congregate with other reegs to either bellow 'can't take my eyes of you' by andy williams in the middle of the street, or to swear at none-reegs whilst hanging out of a taxi window.

* loves to "blag" free entry into shitty nightclubs.

* loves patting bouncers on the back and calling them "geez" for some reason.

* is just a complete wanker

the term "reeg" comes from regular as apparently, reegs think that they are the norm and everyone else is a lameass.

non-reeg1: is Leeds Uni any good?

non-reeg2: nah, it's full of reeg wankers.

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non-reeg1: i thought tonight was in indie night but all they're playing is reeg shite like franz ferdinand.

non-reeg2: yeah, and that reeg douchebag over there's got his hands on your girl's arse.

non-reeg1: oh shit yeah. and now she's going back to his house for pummeling. what a reeg cunt.

See reeg, reag, wanker, trendy, fancy boy, Captain Hero


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