Reet Pong

What is Reet Pong?

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!

"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!

See crab paste, fanny, fish, ohhh

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