Reetz

What is Reetz?


1.

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

See reets, reats, reetz, retarded, wasted

2.

Someone who puts his right hand to his right eyebrow while making the PFFFFT sound. Someone who plays air guitar on the steering whell of his Impala.

"Hey Reetz, where's Tess?"

"Chill Reetz!"

"78"

3.

Retard

You are a retard


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