What is Reetz?
1.
double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.
1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.
2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.
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2.
Someone who puts his right hand to his right eyebrow while making the PFFFFT sound. Someone who plays air guitar on the steering whell of his Impala.
"Hey Reetz, where's Tess?"
"Chill Reetz!"
"78"
3.
Retard
You are a retard
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someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was..
