What is Referee?
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A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?
Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
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In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.
Yeah, I had a threesome last night...no...not the good kind...and we didn't even have a referee.
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A referee is a person who monitors a sporting event to make sure that the rules of the game are observed and obeyed by the participants. However, the refs usually just end up becoming the scapegoats for the players' shortcomings and are abused by players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was a total retard! Nice call, fucktard!
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to keep a fair game going only to have half of the field curse at you and vandalize your car after the game?
Soccer Player: But...but...bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
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damned cheating fucktard
When the referee made several dozen bad calls resulting in our team losing the game, we were angry.
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1. Someone who screws you over when all is on the line. These are the people not good enough to be atheletes themselves, so instead they must take up the pin-stripes and make bad calls upsetting everyone in a vengeful way. Disregard any "official" title around their name, because the only thing official about them is their rug-munching nature and horrid calls.
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Dude, that referee over there didn't even call a penalty when I got a stick broke in my ass!
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One who may look professional enough to play the sport being observed, but in actuality may only know the sport from when they were a fat, lazy child and watched it on TV. They may make "bogus" calls if you will that relate nothing to the given action. 90% of the time these calls are merely illusions.
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Wow. My hip bone is shattered due to the massive bludger to the back from that player over there. That ref must be blind to miss an illegal play like that.
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