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Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.
Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo&ap..
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Cruelty to animals / animal abuse
Dude, Chris was totally Michael Vicking his dog when he pooped on the rug.
See peta, dogs..
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The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.
Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your p..