Refrigerator Blindness Edit Meaning

1.

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"

"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"

"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

See lazy, blind, refrigerator

2.

a loss of sight due to sensitive eyes being exposed to the interior light of a refrigerator. Often occurs during midnight snack raids.

Tristan had to see the doctor because of his case of acute refrigerator blindness - he should have worn sunglasses when he made that sandwich at 1 am last night...

See blind, night, refrigerator, sight, light

3.

It's the temporary blindness after looking into the refrigerator light at night.

Steven: Damn, last night I banged my head after reciving a nice bit of refrigerator blindness.

See blind, crap, mung, tony, danza