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Most murders are solved in 48 hours, if they are not solved in that time frame they usually don't get solved.
Cop 1: first 48 hour..
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When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.
*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!
See lamp, post, la..
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an amount so excessive it could have only have been produced by two orifices
Bess: Boy do I have a huge headache today!
Pam: Why is th..