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a person with a very sick mind with way too much time on their hands
half of the defenitions are created by urban dictionary whores
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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to obtain a tattoo, especially on your asscheek, without your mother's permission or awareness.
"my mother told me not to get..