Register Monkey Edit Meaning

1. any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his ..

1. An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men. Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male..

1. Noise a door or metallic part makes when old/overused/defectional/not greased. "Dude, the freaking door creaks so loud it sounds l..