What is Regretgasm?
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An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.
I bumped into my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. I even yelled "NOOOOO" as I came, realizing my mistake.
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A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.
"Remember that software bug I found..