Rehab Edit Meaning

1.

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

See recovery, aa

2.

exclusive chain of hotels where many celebritiescan be found vacationing

britney spears, lindsay lohan, OJ simpson, jenna bush and charlie sheen are just some of Rehab's happy patrons

See britney, lindsay, oj, charlie, jenna, drugs, fame, alcohol, weak

3.

A place where people who are addicted to drugsgo to get better and to stop their addiction, which could kill them unless they stop.

Because he hated being addicted to drugs, Steve went to rehab. Now he is all better.

4.

A place where any of the osbournes can be found at any one time.

Ozzy, Jack, now Kelly. Who's going to be next? Minnie?

5.

a place where people go to get of an addicting drug

rehab- Nobody Likes a Quiter

See drugs, crack, balls, weed, smoke

6.

an Arabic name that means perfume or bouquet (of flowers)

or

A girl that lives in Canada, who is pretty awesome. ( : Pronounced (RIH- HAAB) OR (RAY-HAB)

Hi, my name is Rehab. :)

Hahaha, like rehabilitation?

No, you moron. Like really awesome Rehab ... ignorant twit. :)

See rehab, awesome, perfume, flowers, arabic

7.

A place for quitters.

Rehab is for quitters.

See rehab, booze, drinking, quitters, heroin