What is Rehis?
1.
Re-his (Re-his)
n. 1. The creation of homophobia that comes about when Penis is written on something, such as a backpack, and the owner's father thinks having Penis written on their bag is discusting, not funny, and tells them to fix it...the owner of the bag adds two lines and thus has created the word
"Penis? Wait...what? What the hell's a Rehis?"
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2.
An expression used when returning from an absence.
On IRC, for example:
<Joe> afk
.. other conversation ..
..20 minutes pass..
<Joe> rehis
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