What is Rejectomancy?
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The art of analyzing a rejection letter (particularly one received upon submitting a short story to a magazine) in order to elicit a positive or self-assuring message hidden therein.
Asimov's rejected my story, but quick rejectomancy showed that the editor was just too awed by it to use it.
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The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.
Look at that guy..