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a one size fits all tee-shirt
my fatass brother wore my small tee-shirt and now its xtraschmedium
See one size fits all..
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Pretending to be productive at work.
I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important..
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When the male injures his penis
Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's wh..