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A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.
Hey dude why are you so late?
Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.
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1. useless peice of shit cop
drives around eating donuts all day
2. a manwhore who tries to get as much pussy as he can in one night
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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to t..