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Instead of saying 'excellent', 'great' or 'fantastic' when you are referring to:
-Eggs
-Birds
-Easter
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Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.
I don't have whis..
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the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of ..