What is Relationship Goggles?
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When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
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After 'owning' someone you would say this
Jim says: Yea man that bird last night was great
Bob says: Yea your mum last night..
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The act of blowing a load a woman's back painting a while stripe in the process
Yea I totally gave Cassie a pepe la pue last night..
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A separate window kept open on a computer screen to browse horny pictures of a Holliebeam or a Smunckin. An excuse to masturbate whilst ..