What is Relationship Goggles?
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When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
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an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.
Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six
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A wooden stick which has a top full of metal thorns.
He died after he was hit with a thornhammer in his head...