Relationship Goggles

What is Relationship Goggles?


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When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.

Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...

George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"

See loyal, faithful, partner, sex, love


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