Relationship Pension

What is Relationship Pension?


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n. The benefitsone may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?

Carmen: Are you on crack??

Thew: C’mon, why not?

Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!

See friends with benefits, fuck buddies, casual sex, just friends, friendsex


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