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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
Shit, man! You were Captain of ..
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Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.
I got so scared that I had porridge pants!..
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Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a..
