Relax The Cats Edit Meaning

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..

1. A contraction of the word "douche" and "Jew". Used to describe a Jew who is a douche. "Erin is a jewche" ..

1. Caltex = cal cal = cow cow = moo moo + tex = mootex voila! Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex! Jim: don't you m..