What is Release The Seal?
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The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."
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