Relief

What is Relief?


1.

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish

Phew, that was a close one. What a relief!

See phew, fortune, weight

2.

One of the best feelings in the world, second only to an orgasm. The moment when you realize you aren't in shit after all.

"Thank fuck she's not pregnant! What a relief!"

See relief, orgasm, happy

3.

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

See trees, spring, season, summer, autumn, fall

4.

Rolaids!

Taking a dump after a long day feels just as good as having a rolaids after heartburn.


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