What is Reltne?
1.
A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.
Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.
2.
A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.
I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.
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3.
A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.
I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major
reltne this morning
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1.
An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.
charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poo..
1.
Ejaculation from masturbating.
Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
See masterbate, jizz, cum, ..
1.
random word used in random situations.
also used for name calling.
Shut up you freaking uberschkloutnik!
uberschkloutnik.
Go F*** y..
