What is Reltne?
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A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.
Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.
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A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.
I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.
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3.
A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.
I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major
reltne this morning
Random Words:
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basically means 'okay, time out'.
usually spoken when a person has had enough of something
"yeah, check out my GIANT me..
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v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the la..
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This is when you say this because you have a bugs crawling in your bum lololol.
Oh omfg! I have to poo like a motherbugger lol.
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