Reltne

What is Reltne?


1.

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

2.

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

See woody, hard-on, erection, stiffie, poontang

3.

A log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.

I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days, so I had a major reltne this morning


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