What is Reluctant Ninja?
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Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
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Pronounced Zom-bee Gas
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1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, o..