What is Reluctant Ninja?
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Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
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Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.
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A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
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