What is Rembrandt?
1.
Word used to describe somebody who is particularly good at graffiti art. Taken from the graffiti artist in The Warrior who is nicknamed Rembrandt.
"Did you see that picture of a dog someone sprayed on the chip shop wall?"
"Yeah, the guys a proper Rembrandt!"
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2.
An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.
"she's totally rembrandt right now."
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3.
Rembrandt, Dutch Renaissance artist cir. 1600 known for his usage of light and shading, was a sexy piece of ass.
'Look at the shading on /that/ ass, yo'
'fo real'
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