Remotenay

What is Remotenay?


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Pronounced rem-ott-enn-ay.

Remotenay is the syndrome caused by losing the television remote, that makes people watch something along the lines of an auction channel, all day long, because they can't be arsed to walk three yards to turn it over.

Person #1: Hey, put the football on for me.

Person #2: Get off the phone and do it yourself.

Person #1: Bloody hell! I have remotenay and you won't even help me?

Person #2: I live three hours away, do it yourself.

See remotenay, remote, control, rhys, harries


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