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When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.
Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.
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"when them emm effers be all up in your face. && getting on your nerves talking shit you just be like "yahh bitch, yah..
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Accidental phone calls made when your keyboard is unlocked and in your pocket or purse.
Sorry about all the calls, I had dialarrhea.
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