Renetto

What is Renetto?


1.

One of the most subscribed users on Youtube.

Started out by doing movie reviews in weird costumes and an even weirder voice. Then when he had a large enough fanbase subjected the millions of the websites viewers to his ramblings on such topics as "hey guys i'm drunk" to "let's achieve world peace by saying we want peace on our webcams, together, we can make a difference!"

His videos are going downhill and so is his fanbase.

It is rumored he is an actor and that the 'family' he talks about and who sometimes make rare cameo apperance in his videos are paid actors and neighbourhood kids.

He also invented a chair.

Person 1) renetto made another video

Person 2) oh christ what's he fucking chatting about now?

Person 1) Here...watch...

*watches 10 seconds*

Person 2) Fuck i can't listen to that shit anymore, he's giving away LAWNMOWERS?!?!

See renetto, youtube, blog

2.

Fat delusional pumpkinhead.

There goes that renetto again. I don't know if he's becoming more of a skitzo each day or he's just acting. Weirdo.

See renetto, youtube, fat, delusional, pumpkinhead

3.

One of the most subscribed users on Youtube.

Started out by doing movie reviews in weird costumes and an even weirder voice. Then when he had a large enough fanbase subjected the millions of the websites viewers to his ramblings on such topics as "hey guys i'm drunk" to "let's achieve world peace by saying we want peace on our webcams, together, we can make a difference!"

His videos are going downhill and so is his fanbase.

It is rumored he is an actor and that the 'family' he talks about and who sometimes make rare cameo apperance in his videos are paid actors and neighbourhood kids.

He also invented a chair.

Person 1) renetto made another video

Person 2) oh christ what's he fucking chatting about now?

Person 1) Here...watch...

*watches 10 seconds*

Person 2) Fuck i can't listen to that shit anymore, he's giving away LAWNMOWERS?!?!

See renetto, youtube, blogging


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