Rent-a-clouseau

What is Rent-a-clouseau?

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

See rent-a-cop, rent-a-pig, security, guard, police

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Nippleshoe

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