Rent-a-pig

What is Rent-a-pig?

A off-duty Hurricane Police Officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his bum.

Hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick Mason County and the Cracker Crew out of the ball game, but didn't have the balls to follow through.

Texas Carrot Cake

1. When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the ..

Eggs Benedict

1. If a girl's breasts look like eggs when she is on her back you splooge your hollandaise sauce load on them and call it an eggs benn..

Gilchrist

1. pronounced gil_CHRIST! Comes from the latin word christgilelo meaning garbage collector That gilchrist be stealin' my lawn mower! ..

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