What is Renton?
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A town near Seattle, that wishes it was Seattle.
This isn't Renton, it's Seattle
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Town immediately south of Seattle Washington. Inhabited primarily by obese teen mothers donning Nike Warehouse sweatsuits and extraordinary camel toes. Major industries include SE Asian-owned cigar/paraphernalia/mini-motorbike shoppes, mail-order brides, dentures and bathtub crank. Popular cultural pastimes include tubing in coliforms, QVC, dogfighting and Montel.
"Sure, she's a balding swamp donkey, but she's also Ms. Teen Renton! 'nother Jager?"
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Pronounced: Ren-Tahn
The act of taking one's first and second born and smashing them together
Damn Washingtonian drivers! I will Renton them!
Random Words:
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A cool way to say indubitably. In no doubt.
It was indubadubly apparent there was no way out.
See indubitably, obviously, definately..
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The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face
* I gave scott ..
