Reorganization

What is Reorganization?


1.

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."

"Dude! I've been reorganized!"

"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

2.

The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion

We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.


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