What is Reppertology?
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The postmodern religion that worships and acknowledges the glory and sanctity of Michael Repper. This religion often references a phrase, "W.W.M.R.D.?", in relation to the Christian catch phrase, that reminds his followers to take initiative in their lives and to continually make Him, the deity of all, proud of them, as the earthly inferiors that they are.
"Reppertology guides me through life's trenches, like a mink stole bundled around a porcelain doll that is being tossed across the Grand Canyon."
"Reppertology is the anti dank."
"Michael Repper prophesies to the Reppertologists every morning on the Art Attack Live, where he acts as the authority on life itself."
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