Reptilitis

What is Reptilitis?


1.

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

2.

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

See Lisa


71

Random Words:

1. A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposi..
1. 1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation. 2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk..
1. Someone who doesnt have a back bone, smells , coward , fat (Yet cuddly), Rather Large and lazy. Guy 1:Your so urli Guy 2:(Sobbing) Im ..