Reptilitis

What is Reptilitis?

1.

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

2.

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

See Lisa

71

Random Words:

Hairy Sardines

1. a pussy thats hairy and smells really bad like a can of old rotten spoiled smelly sardines yo man....I love to eat hairy sardines my g..

Quigby

1. An awkward-looking teenager that brings drugs to school. Has odd conversations about puberty with his mother. Sounds like a velociraptor..

Voice

1. You have a voice when you breathe out and your vocal chords vibrate, producing sound, and eventually speech. People have different tone..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free