Reptoid

What is Reptoid?


1.

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.

Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.

Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.

Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

See snakes, satan, angels, startrek, toronto, bullshit, mexico

2.

A subterranean half man, half lizard. Circa 2008.

Person A: "Dude did you hear about that subteranean race of reptoids on the news?"

Person B: "Thats bullshit! You must have been watching Fox"

See reptoid, lizard, half, man, lizardman


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