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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..
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Duplex specialist and part time beauty queen. Exclaims the term Wah Wahhhh Wahhh on a frequent basis. Goes by many names such as nik nak..
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An exceptionally ugly person. i.e. someone so ugly that a glass mirror would break if they looked at it.
Fred's new girlfriend is..