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When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son..
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An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.
I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roos..
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A woman who while stimulating her clitoris, gets over-excited causing her to "slap the slug"
Fuck me, Mary was a right old sl..