Rerouted

What is Rerouted?

When you have to poop real bad, but can't find a toilet. You consintrate real hard to send it back. Usually leads to massive constipation.

While at the Statefair 2 days ago I felt a huge shit coming on. So I sat on the bench and slowly "rerouted" the turd. Now I can't shit.

See poop, turd, bizkit

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