What is Researching On The Thing?


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Masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at pornographic materials on a computer.

Kevin: Hey Bean, come on we're gonna be late!

Bean: Hold on a minute, I'm researching on the thing.

Kevin: Dude... gross. Almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

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