What is Resisty?
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A small resistance force made up of many aliens whose planets have been taken over by the Irken Empire. Their leader is a Vortian named Lard Nar, whose planet was once an allies of the Irkens and is now enslaved by them. The Resisty rocks, even though their name's a little...funny?
Lard Nar: "We are the Resisty! We have come to-"
Tallest Purple: "Whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo! Did you say 'The Resisty'?"
Lard Nar: "Yes, yes, the Resisty! Anyhow, we have come-"
Tallest Purple: "That's a stupid name."
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