Restaurnaut

What is Restaurnaut?

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

See restaurant, frequent, fatty, astronaut, mmmmmm

Dildo Time

1. 1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs..

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1. Whore Of the Band Girl (an unknowingly wob): I'm dating Greg now Bandee: Wow! Really? But weren't you with Damian yesterday?..

21.5 Year Rule

1. The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it. "Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" =..

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