Restaurnaut

What is Restaurnaut?

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

See restaurant, frequent, fatty, astronaut, mmmmmm

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