What is Restipew?
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Inappropriate acts of nudity. Can be accidental or done with purpose.
Inspired by the bible, young Ralph Burgess decided to go for a walk through the town to church. After entering, he follows the service, taking one too many sips of that strong ass church wine. Within minutes, alcohol overcomes Mr. Burgess, and he promptly yelled "Don't fuck with God!" wearing nothing but his birthday suit. This legendary act of Restipew has rewarded Ralph a criminal record.
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