What is Restless Eggs Syndrome?


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When a woman's biological clockis ticking and she hears her mother's voice telling her that there need to be children.

Friend1: She went to another baby shower? That's like the tenth one this year!

Friend2: Yeah, she's setting herself up for a bad case of Restless Eggs Syndrome.

See syndrome, biology, middle age, baby


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